JA Talk

*Please note that the below is an actual conversation, however the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Annette: i dont even kno wat to say but i am feelin like apart a me is missin nw that ur gone

J-Starr: same here! man, i'm so bummed too, you left that night without even saying goodbye! we were suppose to have a kodak moment and make it last forever!

Annette: o no now u makin me feel even worse baby

Annette: if am alllowed to cal u that

Annette: u didnt tel me did i get ur number o yes i think so

Annette: now u makin me feel bad i didnt kno u wanted to take photos o gosh forgive me

Annette: ur so cute u kno that i av always wantedto ask u cuz i av seen u a few times glancin at me wenever i turn to look at u

J-Starr: Yeah, you gots my number, lets just hope you didn't lose it.

Annette: u always av me wonderin y is he lookin at me that way

Annette: but anyway hope al is wel wit u wat u gone back home to now work? do u have any kids arent u plannin on gettin married do u mind tellin me a bit about ur life as i'l do the same

J-Starr: Serious eh? 'cause girl you looking trash!

Annette: well i av no kids yet jus 25 have been wortkin at starfish alomost a year have a degree in hosp and tourism mgmt

Annette: am at work now as i am speakin to u the resort gettin al bored without u Canadians

Annette: trash???????

Annette: in ja that means rubbish huh explain

Annette: wen u plannin on comin back to ja was it ur furst time hon

J-Starr: I'm single, not married and no kids either. Yes, I be 25 too. I have a degree in marketing mgmt, almost went into hosp + tourism as well, but decided to do marketing last minute.

Yeah, the resort must be dead without us, looks like you'll have to cancel all your events, now that we're gone due to a lack of participation.

J-Starr: Trash means rubbish? Serious? My tour guide told me that trash in Ja means looking good. It means rubbish in english over here.

Yeah it was my first time. Maybe I'll come back during high season and see how the crowds are then.

Annette: y r u single

Annette: o thanks then (lookin good)

J-Starr: bc CDN girls cannot twine like JA girls!

Annette: the peak season starts from december to late june

Annette: u wont b ere fa ma bday sept 26 sorry u werent ere still aw

Annette: wel ur young we both r so no need to rush huh

J-Starr: too bad, but you can come to TO for mine!

Should I help her escape from the island?